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OVERVIEW

Youngest Oldest Average Age Score Potential
Ben Shapiro (39) Bob Newhart (94) 69.6 608

CELEBRITIES

Name Known For? Birthdate Current Age Score Potential Status
Don Bluth Don Bluth Animator 9/13/1937 86 14
Julie Andrews Julie Andrews "The hills are alive with the sound of music!" 10/1/1935 88 12
Kareem Abdul Jabbar Kareem Abdul Jabbar Partied with Magic Johnson and managed to not get HIV 4/16/1947 77 23
Smokey Robinson Smokey Robinson Motown singer 2/19/1940 84 16
Kurt Loder Kurt Loder If you remember him from MTV, you're officially old 5/5/1945 79 21
Bob Newhart Bob Newhart It was all a dream 9/5/1929 94 6

7/18/2024

Jim Belushi Jim Belushi The wrong Belushi died 6/15/1954 70 30
Clint Eastwood Clint Eastwood "Feel lucky, punk?" 5/31/1930 94 6
Flava Flav Flava Flav Hype man for Public Enemy 3/16/1950 65 35
Steven Seagal Steven Seagal Action hero turned Louisiana cop 4/10/1952 72 28
Britney Spears Britney Spears Aging pop star who also aims to make us all feel better about our own mental health 12/2/1981 42 58
James Earl Jones James Earl Jones Voice of CNN and Darth Vader 1/17/1931 93 7

9/9/2024

Carel Struycken Carel Struycken Played Lurch in the Addam's Family without any makeup 7/30/1948 76 24
Paula Abdul Paula Abdul Competing with Britney Spears for wackiest pop singer 6/19/1962 62 38
Atticus Ross Atticus Ross The other guy from Nine Inch Nails 1/16/1968 56 44
Metta Artest Metta Artest Dude cannot decide on a name 11/13/1979 44 56
Toni Braxton Toni Braxton Motown singer turned reality TV star 10/7/1967 56 44
Joseph James DeAngelo Joseph James DeAngelo Golden State Killer 11/8/1945 78 22
AJ McLean AJ McLean Backstreet Boy with a speech impediment 1/9/1978 46 54
Ben Shapiro Ben Shapiro Doesn't understand lubrication when it comes to intimate activities 1/15/1984 40 60
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